Goth Names, or How to Sound Like a Complete Idiot in Less Than Five Minutes

These days it's pretty difficult to come up with a new exciting name when venturing out into the Netgoth world.
Just when you thought you would have to become Raven #8796287098, I have provided a fool proof (and trust me, you need that) plan for coming up with a new goth name! Grab the nearest Mythological dictionary, a list of herbs and get to work!

There are three basic parts that you need in order to have a Goth name...

1. A name of a God/Mythological character

This is essential. If you are a little nervous about "fitting in" with all the other Goths, pick a simple Greek god or goddess, such as Hades or Pandora. For those who are a little more daring, try some Biblical characters, but steer away from angels. Try Jezebelle or Lazarus.

2. A Type of plant, herb or tree

Herbs are more popular in Goth names...ie, Belladonna, um...Thyme, etc. Roses aren't the only goth flowers! Try Foxglove or Agapanthis. Trees are not quite the rage yet, but for those of you who want to be ahead of the crowd this time, throw in a Cyprus or Dogwood.
 

3. A combination of a state of nature and an animal

This is prolly the easiest part of the system, pick a random *Goth* animal and stick a state of nature in front or after the animal name, ie Firehawk or Nightwolf. If you can't think of a state of nature, replace it with something spiritual and slightly Pagan, such as heart or pentacle.

Optional

To make yourself even more unique, replace random vowels with Y or tack an E to the end of a name.
Don't forget those lovely honorifics! Lady, Mistress and Domme for the women, Sir or Master for the men. For those kinky Puritan chicks, you can use Goodwife or just plan Goody.
 

The Results!

Artemis Nyghtshade Fyrehawke
Osyrus Mullberry Heartewind
 

Have fun with your new GOTH NAME!

Goth Names -- Because sometimes you need help being an IDIOT.

GOTH NAMES -- I'm so goth, you'd swear I'm fucking stupid.

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If you have not figured out already, this is supposed to be humorous.
It was born out of a late night talk with one of my friends...we just happen to know a lot of and love to trash *bad goths*.  One in particular that she knows has changed his name eight time in the last month and is currently going by the name Ravyne. Her suggestion was that he change his name to, "Jesus Fucking Christ I'm Stupid 666." Nothing screams angsty, atheist goth like that.

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